LESSON: If opportunity doesn't knock the door; open the door and drag opportunity inside.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
A good lesson
LESSON: If opportunity doesn't knock the door; open the door and drag opportunity inside.
Great sentences about wife from husband..funny
1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
2.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
3.By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
4.Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
7. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
8. 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
9. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
10. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
a. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
b. Whenever you're right, shut up.
11.The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
13. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
14. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Nice puzzle - try to crack it ...
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus,
but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the
spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the
center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The
conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him
free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to
board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this
time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on
the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him
to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital
punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This
time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the
court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and
gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to
the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is
perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
Still you couldn't, Then look below.........
think hard………
socho socho.............
tired.... ?
wanna know the answer????
Post your answer as comment.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus,
but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the
spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the
center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The
conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him
free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to
board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this
time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on
the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him
to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital
punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This
time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the
bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the
court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and
gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to
the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died
instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is
perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.
Still you couldn't, Then look below.........
think hard………
socho socho.............
tired.... ?
wanna know the answer????
Post your answer as comment.
Struggle a Little - Then Fly..Superb
Once a biology class was going
on.. The teacher was teaching the class on how a butterfly comes
out of its cocoon... He brought a live cocoon to demonstrate a butterfly
coming out... Unfortunately he was called out on an urgent task before
the butterfly could come out... But before he went he warned the class that
on no condition should anyone help the butterfly to come out... He
went out and after some time the cocoon opened and the butterfly
started to come out...
One boy taking pity on the butterfly's struggle helped it
to come out... The sir returned and saw the butterfly and then asked the class...
Who helped the butterfly..
The boy raised his hand and confessed...
The sir said u did grave error in helping the butterfly...
In helping it u deprived the butterfly of it life's goal...
The initial struggle out of the cocoon should help the butterfly strengthen its wings...
now it will never fly...
We are also in some ways like this butterfly...
Now read on .....
Sometimes Struggles are exactly what we need in our life.
If we were to go through life without any obstacles,
It would cripple us.
We would not be as strong as we could have been
And we could never fly.
So next time you are faced with an obstacle,
A challenge, or a problem,
Struggle a little- then fly.
on.. The teacher was teaching the class on how a butterfly comes
out of its cocoon... He brought a live cocoon to demonstrate a butterfly
coming out... Unfortunately he was called out on an urgent task before
the butterfly could come out... But before he went he warned the class that
on no condition should anyone help the butterfly to come out... He
went out and after some time the cocoon opened and the butterfly
started to come out...
One boy taking pity on the butterfly's struggle helped it
to come out... The sir returned and saw the butterfly and then asked the class...
Who helped the butterfly..
The boy raised his hand and confessed...
The sir said u did grave error in helping the butterfly...
In helping it u deprived the butterfly of it life's goal...
The initial struggle out of the cocoon should help the butterfly strengthen its wings...
now it will never fly...
We are also in some ways like this butterfly...
Now read on .....
Sometimes Struggles are exactly what we need in our life.
If we were to go through life without any obstacles,
It would cripple us.
We would not be as strong as we could have been
And we could never fly.
So next time you are faced with an obstacle,
A challenge, or a problem,
Struggle a little- then fly.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Nice One to read
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ' let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.'
'But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, am I right?' asked the young girl. 'Correct, spot on,' said the stranger. The little girl continued, 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ’Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? '
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.'
'But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, am I right?' asked the young girl. 'Correct, spot on,' said the stranger. The little girl continued, 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ’Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? '
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