Saturday, November 7, 2009

Nice One to read

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ' let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiled.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.'

'But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, am I right?' asked the young girl. 'Correct, spot on,' said the stranger. The little girl continued, 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ’Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? '

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