Why husbands avoid answers?

WIFE: ‘What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!

WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.

WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’


WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?


WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’


WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’


WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’


WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’


WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’


WIFE: ‘Would she wear my shoes’

HUSBAND: ‘No, her size is 6.’

WIFE: — silence -
HUSBAND: ‘Ohh shit.