Why Indian Dad's r simply da best?

A young Indian man excitedly tells his Dad he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, "Dad, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The Dad agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

Later, he says, "Okay Dad, guess which one I'm going to marry."
Dad immediately replies, "The one on the right."

" That's amazing, Dad. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian Dad replies,

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" I DON'T LIKE HER !!"
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