Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Just for laugh
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Elephant banana series, can you answer atleast one?????????
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa.never give up.one more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Cmon think ..
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki J
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa.never give up.one more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Why ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
,
,
,
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Cmon think ..
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.
.
.
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.
.
Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki J
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!
Miracle happend at Hyderabad
This is a miracle that happened recently at Hyd. A boy named Vishal n girl named Janavi luved sincerely. They used 2 chat on mobile for hours. In order 2 reduce the expenses, both got same network sim. One day the guy went abroad for a month due to his work. The girl died in an accident during that time. The girls last wish was to bury her along with her mobile. After a month the guy called the girlz mom n said 'Aunty i'will be coming tomrrow. I want this to be a surprise, so dont tell jaanu'. The lady didnt know wat to say. The next day the guy came & asked abt jaanu. Her mother told him about her death but the guy said dont joke, I spoke with her yesterday. Nobody believed. Suddenly the guys mobile rang and it displayed " jaanu calling". He activated d speaker. It was cleary jannu's voice. Then they realised that girl was using vodafone sim. "wherever u go the network follows". Thnx for wasting 2 minutes for reading this messsge as i did.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Flag this message Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,,,,,ha,,,,,,,,,,ha ,,,ha
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
Monday, October 5, 2009
Murphy’s laws on Girls…..
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”……………..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity……
The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”……………..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity……
The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate u
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
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