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Criminal Brain

It's revealed from inside sources. Criminal Lawyer Venkata Ramana Murthy, the father of Sirish Bharadwaj is the man behind this Arya Samaj marriage. It is said that Criminal Lawyer said to his son, "See! Let us be practical. Both of you are in love. If we go to Chiranjeevi and ask for her daughter, you can imagine what happens. Things will not be right there. Although Chiranjeevi may agree with kind heartedness, there are people behind to stop this. Same thing happened in Uday Kiran's case. And if we make you get married silently then we will be troubled by Chiranjeevi's family. So there is only one way. Both of you marry in Arya Samaj. We say that we don't know about this marriage. You too don't raveal that this is my sketch. We will lock the doors on that day and say we are out of station. If we get threat from Chiranjeevi's family, we say that even we too are worried for this as our son betrayed us and married without telling us. You tell that we wouldn't agree to this marriage even though informed. That way we will be saved. But what you have to do is call media during your marriage. Let Chiranjeevi's family know about this only through media. Don't call media and say that Chiranjeevi's daughter is getting married in Arya Samaj and so come there. Before media comes, Chiranjeevi's family may come there. That is the network they have. So what you have to do is call them saying that there is one important issue going on in Arya Samaj. Media would certainly come for coverage for getting some news item. So let media people also know that they are shooting Chiranjeevi's daughter only when they come there". Bharadwaj listened to all this carefully and said the same to Srija. Srija too liked it and with the help of friends Bharadwaj made it possible. Bharadwaj is a badminton player. That's how Srija made friendship with him. Even she was into badminton.

Intel joke ...nice isn't it?

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport
terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The
gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stare at his
watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his
administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a
smile!


The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!


He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"


"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman
explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.


The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy
this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it
over and then walks away.


The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you
forgot your suitcases."


The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They
are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch.