An oxymoron is usually defined as "A phrase in which two words are contradictory meaning " are brought together:-
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
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11) Happily Married
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!..awesome
Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the
presence of mind and the right answer at right time.
Even if u don't know the answer for a question just
confuse the questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank
Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for
IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy
thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really
difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or
Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
presence of mind and the right answer at right time.
Even if u don't know the answer for a question just
confuse the questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank
Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for
IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy
thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really
difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or
Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Test For Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
First Question：
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What
position are you in?
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you
overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.
Second Question ：
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a
good time at this! Are you?
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Third Question：
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't
believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question：
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so
simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
First Question：
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What
position are you in?
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you
overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.
Second Question ：
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a
good time at this! Are you?
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Third Question：
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't
believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question：
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so
simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Father and Son
One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train”.
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.
He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.
Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man. “Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”
Old man said, “Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.
Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train”.
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.
He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.
Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man. “Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”
Old man said, “Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.
Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.
Before and after marriage..cute
Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to the top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to the top.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Short notes on Mother.........Too Gud
When I came drenched in the rain,
My brother told why don’t you take an umbrella with you.
My sister said why not you waited till it stopped.
My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize.
But my MOTHER,
as she was drying my hair with her saree,
was shouting
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not at me But at the RAIN
My brother told why don’t you take an umbrella with you.
My sister said why not you waited till it stopped.
My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize.
But my MOTHER,
as she was drying my hair with her saree,
was shouting
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not at me But at the RAIN
Mind Your Language
There were 4 guys John, Franky, Manav and Ashley who found a small bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. John was ecstatic. Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer". The last of them was Ashley.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in.
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. John was ecstatic. Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer". The last of them was Ashley.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in.
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