Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
First Question：
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What
position are you in?
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you
overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.
Second Question ：
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a
good time at this! Are you?
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Third Question：
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't
believe it? Check with your calculator!
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question：
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one ！
Bonus Question
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so
simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Father and Son
One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train”.
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.
He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.
Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man. “Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”
Old man said, “Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.
Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.
He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all trees are going behind”.
Old man smile and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train”.
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.
He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.
Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man. “Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”
Old man said, “Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life”.
Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.
Before and after marriage..cute
Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to the top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to the top.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Short notes on Mother.........Too Gud
When I came drenched in the rain,
My brother told why don’t you take an umbrella with you.
My sister said why not you waited till it stopped.
My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize.
But my MOTHER,
as she was drying my hair with her saree,
was shouting
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not at me But at the RAIN
My brother told why don’t you take an umbrella with you.
My sister said why not you waited till it stopped.
My Dad angrily said only after getting cold, you will realize.
But my MOTHER,
as she was drying my hair with her saree,
was shouting
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not at me But at the RAIN
Mind Your Language
There were 4 guys John, Franky, Manav and Ashley who found a small bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. John was ecstatic. Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer". The last of them was Ashley.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in.
Thankful that they had released him , the genie said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become and then your wish will come true."
John ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. John was ecstatic. Next came Franky. He did the same and shouted, "Vodka" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. Manav jumped and shouted, "Beer". The last of them was Ashley.
He was running towards the pool when suddenly he stepped on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "Shit!!!!!!!........."
Moral of the story : Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in.
Confessions.aaaah
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.
When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the priest, "Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy. Fortunately, you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues. So, I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father?.... ..... Father?"
Suddenly, this guy realized that there was no response from the Father. He walked over and discovered that the priest was not there. So, he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the priest, "Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy. Fortunately, you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues. So, I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father?.... ..... Father?"
Suddenly, this guy realized that there was no response from the Father. He walked over and discovered that the priest was not there. So, he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
Old Age Love
An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck".
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"
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