Hillarious

One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What
the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was
the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened
to youuuuuu.....?"


"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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Male to Female Ratio Among IT Professionals

Issued in Public Interest


Male to Female Ratio Among IT Professionals

Company M/F Ratio

Rolta 24:1

Mascon Global 19:1

HCL Infosystems 12:1

Adobe 11:1

EDS 500: 1

Digital Globalsoft 7:1

HCL Technologies 6:1

Sun Microsystems 6:1

HP 5:1

Capgemini 5:1

Infosys 5:1

Kshema Technologies 4:1

Wipro 4:1

TCS 4:1

SAP 4:1

Hughes Software Systems 4:1

iFlex 4:1

Philips 3:1

Cognizant Technology 3:1

NIIT 2:1

THOMSON FINANCIALS 1:3


Guys look out for THOMSON.............

And Gals please help EDS.... aaaaaaahhhhhhahahahhah

Please do not laugh!

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes it
caught 50 thieves;

Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana ,
in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;






India , in 15 minutes

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the machine was stolen.





I thought I told you not to laugh????????


won't you!!

Flag this message Six Truths Of Life

6 Truths of Life




1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.




2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.





3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.




4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You soon will tell this to another idiot.


6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.




I apologize about this
I'm an idiot and I needed company ..

TV9 Funny Spoof !!

Funny Spoof !!



Veedi channel lo news ki chinna example (fiction)



manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi. manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapam ani jaali padi vellipothaam.



TV9 reporter velthunnadu, ventane Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaadu cameraman ni pamputhadu.



Ika modalu........



krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?



ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna



Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?... Krishna



Swapna...ikkadi vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatam valla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru



Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna



Kukka prasthutham kuntuthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debba thagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi. Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda, mooluguthundi.....swapna



Thank you Krishna , eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthu undtaaniki meeku call chesthu untam.





Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi
Krishna andinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvatha Kukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.





Break Tarvatha..........





RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusi untaaru.



Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu. Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ila kuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.



RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unte etuvanti badha?



Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debba thagilna kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gatti aadharaalu unnai.



RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi
Krishna telephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi



Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)





Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?



Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.



Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu ela unnai?...krishna



Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thoka vankara ga undi.



Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldier face lo thappa)



Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straight cheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.





Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla thoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deeni pai mee spandana enti?



Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ra nuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa valla kaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane
peru maarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichi doctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru ga
unna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantra edava



(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)

Evergreen Lovers

To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...

yours lovely,

Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply....by Tintumol....

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with
pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol...

Style of girls

Talking Style of girls
If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"
If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"
If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"
If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"
If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"
If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"
If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"
If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....
ladkiyan re ladkiya . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke b chup chap rehte hai.