Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis, Product once sold will not be taken back
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Just for laugh
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Elephant banana series, can you answer atleast one?????????
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa.never give up.one more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Why ?
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Cmon think ..
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki J
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next.Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa.never give up.one more..
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
.
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.
Why ?
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
cannot eat it. Why?
.
.
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.
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,
,
,
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Cmon think ..
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki J
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....n u get back to your work :D ...heheheh !!!!!!!!
Miracle happend at Hyderabad
This is a miracle that happened recently at Hyd. A boy named Vishal n girl named Janavi luved sincerely. They used 2 chat on mobile for hours. In order 2 reduce the expenses, both got same network sim. One day the guy went abroad for a month due to his work. The girl died in an accident during that time. The girls last wish was to bury her along with her mobile. After a month the guy called the girlz mom n said 'Aunty i'will be coming tomrrow. I want this to be a surprise, so dont tell jaanu'. The lady didnt know wat to say. The next day the guy came & asked abt jaanu. Her mother told him about her death but the guy said dont joke, I spoke with her yesterday. Nobody believed. Suddenly the guys mobile rang and it displayed " jaanu calling". He activated d speaker. It was cleary jannu's voice. Then they realised that girl was using vodafone sim. "wherever u go the network follows". Thnx for wasting 2 minutes for reading this messsge as i did.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Flag this message Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,,,,,ha,,,,,,,,,,ha ,,,ha
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
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