THE Indian way of doing Business
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in
D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.
The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”
The Indian contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from China to fix the fence.”
“Done!” replies the government official.
Monday, October 5, 2009
All time hit Jandhyala thitlu…
1. Nalla Cooling glass vesukoni Nalla addamlo choosukuntoo maadipoyina masala dosanu amavaasya roju current poyina timelo tine pinj ari edava.
2. Africa korivi deyyaniki America bhoothaniki akramasanthananiki puttina mohamu nuvvu.
3. Plane lo kerchief esi seat book chesukotaaniki parachute esukelle picchi edava
4. Computer lo “File not found” ani error vosthey ekkada undha ani paina kinda vethukkune verri naayala.
5. Bandaru laddu kosam kothulani (Bandar) ni vetaade panikimaalina moham nuvvu!!
6. Sunday Night Pub ki velli VEDIGAA UPMA UNDAA ani adigedi ebraasi.
7. summer lo sweaterlu ammukune yerri nayala
8. amudam tho omlate veskune.aragundu vedava.
9. Airport lo handkerchiefs ammukuntu thirigeee endipoyina noothilo baavuru kappa facuuu
10. endakalam lo raggu kappukuni vedi coffee thaage pinjaari moham nuvvunu
11. nee hobbies entante chettha kuppalo plastic kaagithalerukovadam ani cheppe kampu facuu nuvvu.
12. Java prog lo class declare cheyamante 5th class ani raase picchi nayala.
13. MNC interview lo HR round ki lungi toh velle laffoth mohamoda.
14. Software Requirement phase lo kirana list raase muganasthapu mohamoda
15. Client to conference ki puli veshamlo velle budabukkaloda
16. pencil adigina pillatho pellainda ani pichapicha prasnalu yese paaapii
17. Balayya cinemaki Black tickets kone face
18. pagilina window glass toh spectacles cheyyinchukune khanjoos gaa
19. bombay cinema choodataniki bombai poye moham
2. Africa korivi deyyaniki America bhoothaniki akramasanthananiki puttina mohamu nuvvu.
3. Plane lo kerchief esi seat book chesukotaaniki parachute esukelle picchi edava
4. Computer lo “File not found” ani error vosthey ekkada undha ani paina kinda vethukkune verri naayala.
5. Bandaru laddu kosam kothulani (Bandar) ni vetaade panikimaalina moham nuvvu!!
6. Sunday Night Pub ki velli VEDIGAA UPMA UNDAA ani adigedi ebraasi.
7. summer lo sweaterlu ammukune yerri nayala
8. amudam tho omlate veskune.aragundu vedava.
9. Airport lo handkerchiefs ammukuntu thirigeee endipoyina noothilo baavuru kappa facuuu
10. endakalam lo raggu kappukuni vedi coffee thaage pinjaari moham nuvvunu
11. nee hobbies entante chettha kuppalo plastic kaagithalerukovadam ani cheppe kampu facuu nuvvu.
12. Java prog lo class declare cheyamante 5th class ani raase picchi nayala.
13. MNC interview lo HR round ki lungi toh velle laffoth mohamoda.
14. Software Requirement phase lo kirana list raase muganasthapu mohamoda
15. Client to conference ki puli veshamlo velle budabukkaloda
16. pencil adigina pillatho pellainda ani pichapicha prasnalu yese paaapii
17. Balayya cinemaki Black tickets kone face
18. pagilina window glass toh spectacles cheyyinchukune khanjoos gaa
19. bombay cinema choodataniki bombai poye moham
Why husbands avoid answers?
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
WIFE: ‘Would she wear my shoes’
HUSBAND: ‘No, her size is 6.’
WIFE: — silence -
HUSBAND: ‘Ohh shit.
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
WIFE: ‘Would she wear my shoes’
HUSBAND: ‘No, her size is 6.’
WIFE: — silence -
HUSBAND: ‘Ohh shit.
What is LOVE ?
What is LOVE ?
If you love someone because you think that he or she is really gorgeous…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Infatuation…
If you love someone because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Compromise…
If you love someone because you think that you cannot live with out his touch….
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Lust…
If you love someone because you have been kissed by him…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Inferiority Complex…
If you love someone because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings..
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Charity…
If you love someone because you share every thing with him…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Friendship…
But if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable
And you cry for him..
that’s - LOVE…
If you love someone because you think that he or she is really gorgeous…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Infatuation…
If you love someone because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Compromise…
If you love someone because you think that you cannot live with out his touch….
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Lust…
If you love someone because you have been kissed by him…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Inferiority Complex…
If you love someone because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings..
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Charity…
If you love someone because you share every thing with him…
Then it’s not love..
it’s - Friendship…
But if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable
And you cry for him..
that’s - LOVE…
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Heart Touching Story
One Day Anand went to beer shop,
& asked how much a KING FISHER beer costs?
Waiter said Rs. 75
Anand started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a KALYANI beer costs??
Waiter got irritated & said Rs. 72
Anand had a KALYANI beer….
He paid bill and left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty bottle
He was touched………..
Anand had left Rs. 3 as tip for him……..
DRUNKERS……..….. ROCK……………………
& asked how much a KING FISHER beer costs?
Waiter said Rs. 75
Anand started counting how much he had in his purse.
Then he asked how much a KALYANI beer costs??
Waiter got irritated & said Rs. 72
Anand had a KALYANI beer….
He paid bill and left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty bottle
He was touched………..
Anand had left Rs. 3 as tip for him……..
DRUNKERS……..….. ROCK……………………
Know UR Value!!!
GOOD MORNING Guys!!!
A Friend of mine shared this small story with me... I thought its worth sharing with you guys... Hope you will like it... n start your day with some ENERGY!!!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless... But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
You are special. Don't ever forget it!!! Never let yesterday's is appointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams!!!
" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED "
A Friend of mine shared this small story with me... I thought its worth sharing with you guys... Hope you will like it... n start your day with some ENERGY!!!
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"
Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless... But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
You are special. Don't ever forget it!!! Never let yesterday's is appointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams!!!
" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED "
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