Apples- Guys and Girls (for Batchelors)

Boys are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
That is why we just have to be a little patient and wait for the right girl who will come someday.......
, the one who has the courage to reach the top
So Guys if you are alone...this means that u r on top..........!!!!

Girls should take a chance to find the good, right apple,

Proud to be bachelor :-)

Why Indian Dad's r simply da best?

A young Indian man excitedly tells his Dad he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, "Dad, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The Dad agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

Later, he says, "Okay Dad, guess which one I'm going to marry."
Dad immediately replies, "The one on the right."

" That's amazing, Dad. You're right. How did you know?"

The Indian Dad replies,

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" I DON'T LIKE HER !!"
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doubt in mahabaratha

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students.
He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak

Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

"Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?

Masterji fainted.........................no answer.....